You have just brought 30 or so items into the EXPRESS checkstand, including 15 fruit roll-ups and 10 Lunchables. You are now digging for your debit card as 5 people stand behind you sighing loudly. You don't take the hint.
As you find your debit card, your kid asks for gum. You say no. Your kid asks for gum. You say no. Your kid asks for gum. You say no. Your kid asks for gum. You say, "Fine. Pick out a pack of sugarless."
"Umm.." Your kid starts looking at the gum. The 7 people in line start shifting and looking at their watches.
"Hurry up!"
"Umm..."
You start to run your debit card. Your kid screams "I want to put in the numbers!"
"Okay. Get your gum."
"Umm...this one!"
"That's not sugarless."
"Umm..."
You start to put in your debit card again.
"I want to do it!"
"Well hurry up!"
Your slide your debit card. The kids screams, "I WANTED TO DO IT!"
"That's it, no gum."
"AAAAAAGH!"
"Get off the floor!"
"AAAAGH!"
"Come here, I'll let you put the numbers in."
"Okay." The kid holds one finger over the pin pad.
You: Five.
Kid: Five.
You: Six.
Kid: Six.
You: Three.
Kid: Threeeeee... Where's three?
You: Right here. "Beep!"
Kid: I WANTED TO DO IT!!!!!!
You: Here, you do the last number.
Kid: I WANTED TO DO ALL OF THEM!!!
You: Nine.
Kid: Nine.
Me: I'm sorry. It says that you put in the wrong pin number.
You: Oh, that's right. That was my old one. Let me do it again.
Kid: I WANT TO DO IT!!!
And so on...
And now I have forgotten the point I was going to make. I think this scenario speaks for itself.
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
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Fucking breeders....
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