Well, yes there are.
1. Do you work here?
No, I just walk around in a grocery store wearing an apron with the name of the store on it and a name tag because I have lots of spare time.
2. Is your line open?
No, I am just standing in the checkstand with the light on wearing my uniform for no reason at all.
3. Do you have (compeating grocery store)'s gift cards?
Sure we do. We love to help customers take their business to another store.
4. What store is this?
I'm not sure. Let me check the signs and newspaper ads posted everywhere, the front of the building, and my apron with the store name and logo printed on it. Nope, I still don't have a clue.
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