Sunday, January 3, 2010

the holidays

The holidays always seem to cause a few people to freak out at the grocery store. Don't worry! Your mother in law really doesn't care how that pie comes out.
If the store is out of Martinelli's, just get some apple juice and mix it with selzer water. You will not become an alcoholic if you can not have your Martinelli's!
The store is out of candy canes and egg nog because it is TEN PM ON CHRISTMAS EVE! You know this was coming! Christmas is every year on Dec. 25th. If you wanted Christmas stuff then you should have come in and bought it a few days ahead. We have been having Christmas in our store since before Halloween.
I, for one, am quite happy that Christmas is finally and really over. Now we have to get ready for Valentines day.

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